An update on the Blogger porn content policy

OK, this really sucks. Just as I was slowly getting used to WordPress this happens.
After using WordPress, I have to say it is a more impressive platform and you can potentially do more with it.
However, since blogging is only a hobby I’m not going to delve into the whizz bang features of WordPress. As such, I have decided to maintain this blog here for now.
Once bitten twice shy, I do not trust Blogger not to go crazy again so I will still keep WordPress as a back-up.
For now, I am back to Blogger.

http://www.flatandfaking.blogspot.com

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This week, we announced a change to Blogger’s porn policy stating that blogs that distributed sexually explicit images or graphic nudity would be made private.
We’ve received lots of feedback about making a policy change that impacts longstanding blogs, and about the negative impact this could have on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities.
We appreciate the feedback. Instead of making this change, we will be maintaining our existing policies.

What this means for blog owners

  • Commercial porn will continue to be prohibited.
  • If you have pornographic or sexually explicit content on your blog, you must turn on the adult content setting so a warning will show. If a blog with adult content is brought to Google’s attention and the content warning is not active, we will turn on the warning interstitial for you. If this happens repeatedly, the blog may be removed.
  • If you don’t have sexually explicit content on your blog and you’re following the rest of the Blogger Content Policy, you don’t need to make any changes to your blog.

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You can read an article of Google’s reversal here:

 http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/google-reverses-bloggers-adult-content-ban

Asians Cheating Time

Not sure if this can fall into any category of artifice but I thought it was compelling reading. I compiled this article myself, since I am nuts about Asian women. Here are some real specimens above 40:

Wu Wen Xuan, 41, China.
She is a TV host with her own program.

That’s not her brother or boyfriend. It’s her son.

With her folks.

Inoue Kazuko, 42, Japan.
She is a GILF – granny, yes GRANNY I’d happily do…

Three generations of the family. Yes, those are daughters and grand children.

Posing and winning a seniors pageant.

Yuko Nakagawa, 43, Japan.

She is really a qualified meteorologist now making her bikini model debut at the ripe young age of 43. She’s married too…
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/02/07/amazingly-youthful-meteorologist-turned-model-heating-up-japan-with-her-swimwear-debut-at-age-43/

Zhang Ting Xuan, 43, Taiwan.
She is Taiwan’s equivalent of Jane Fonda.

Masako Mizutani, 45, Japan.

With her dog. She supposedly has no make-up on here.

That’s her daughter.

Jung Da Yeon, 47, South Korea.
She went from frumpy housewife to South Korea’s Jane Fonda.

Transformation:

Maiko Ito, 50, Japan.
She is a TV personality.

Today:

Pics from the 80s and 90s:

Hmmmm………….

Christmas Time Can Be Such a Bitch

WARNING: This story involves minors. Please read no further if you are offended by such content.

The next part of the Victoria Chronicles is not out yet, but this is by the same author.

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A tantalizing tale from the ongoing story “Queen Victoria”

Written by: Victoria Elaine Black

December 18th 11:00 am 2002

Its winter in Minnesota, outside the snow is falling covering the small town of Littlefork in a nice wet, thick blanket. The temperature outside is so cold that spit would freeze the moment it leaves a mouth. Inside the mall, Vicki, Janice and TJ are strolling around the shops for some last minute gifts. Vicki’s mother leads her children from store front to store front, doing more window shopping than actual gift hunting. Behind her is Vicki’s little brother TJ who is somehow walking while texting is girlfriend, Annie, who TJ wants to break up with ever since she sprouted real tits, in fact a solid C cup over the previous summer. TJ has his eyes on another girl, Cynthia, a year behind him at school, but rumored to be packing more in her big C cups than fatty tissue, but real tissues, even if she is a chubby Latina with a flat ass.

Bringing up the rear is Vicki, dressed more for a winter wonderland runway shoot than the actual cold. Dressed in black spandex pants, white puffy outdoor vest and a green turtleneck sweater, Vicki has her hair in a pony-tail with white fluffy ear muffs covering her ears. Her heeled boots, white with fluff wrapping around the top, complete with useless boot strings with fluff balls on the ends. Seeing the looks drift her way Vicki smiles and unzips her vest a little more letting her big D cup breasts slide out, her sweater cut to show as much tit as possible. As she walks past a couple of guys, they turn and stare at the 16 year old hottie’s big tits then their eyes drift down and their jaws drop. Between the hottie’s legs must be the biggest looking cunt they have ever seen, so big that as her legs propel her body forward, the bulging sex gets pushed from side to side slightly. As Vicki walks past them, she gives them a wink. Unable to move the two boys are glued to Vicki’s spandex covered big ass, ignoring the obvious panty lines.

“Mom, can we go to Victoria’s Secrets? I need a new bra!” Vicki calls out a few feet away from the boys who lose their breath.

“Vicki, you know I cannot afford to buy you a new bra, not now, Christmas is around the corner. Come on now…” Janice sighs. “Maybe you could get a temporary job and earn a pay check and buy one yourself?”

“Ugh…” Vicki sighs as TJ laughs under his breath. Ping! TJ looks at his phone curiously and clicks the unknown number. I heard you liked me. The message reads. TJ smiles when the picture attached is of Cynthia in only a pair of short shorts and a bra. Seeing the bulging belly and round cheeks doesn’t bother him since her big 40 C bra is filled the brim with soft pink Kleenex. Ping! TJ flips back and now a picture of Annie fills his phone topless, her new boobs hang flat down her chest, much smaller than he was told, the bra hanging from her elbows stuffed full of tissues. “Still deciding who you want, huh TJ?” Vicki snickers peering over his shoulder.

“Shut up Vick!” TJ snaps his phone shut and shuffles along.

“Vicki, look!” Janice stops and points at the Santa’s village display in the center of the mall. “Do you remember when you used to sit on Santa’s lap and ask for boobies when you were little?” Janice giggles.

Vicki just blushes as she stops next to her mother. “Well I don’t have to ask Santa anymore.” Vicki cocks an eyebrow and sticks out her bust.

Looking over, Janice smiles as she too sticks out her padded C cups. “Nope, momma bought ‘em.”

“Mom!” Vicki blushes three shades of red. “Stop it!” Vicki blushes and shoves her hands in her vest pockets as a little girl walks buy staring at Vicki’s body.

“Oh shush honey,” Janice pinches Vicki’s cheek playfully. “Look, there are Santa’s elves. See?”

“Yeah I see them.” Vicki rolls her eyes.

“Do you see their outfits?” Janice arches an eyebrow of her own.

“Umm, no…” Vicki looks over and a smiles grows on her face.

“I think you know what I’m thinking, don’t you honey.” Janice smiles.

“Uh huh, I should go there and see if they need an extra hand.” Vicki grins and marches over to the little village.

“Mom, why do you encourage her to do stuff like this…” TJ moans.

“What do you mean Teej?” his mother looks over at him.

“Get her into the spotlight, every time she does this, something bad happens.” TJ rolls his eyes.

“Now TJ…” Janice’s voice rises.

“What!? Last time you convinced Vicki to join the school play and she peed her pants on stage!”

“Stage fright,” Janice rolls her eyes. “Look this will be perfect for her, she will get paid to do what she does best.”

“Yeah show off…” TJ’s eyes roll again.

Walking up the entrance Vicki enters the little hut that serves as check in for those wishing to see Santa. Standing behind the window, paper all over the little desk is a short blonde haired girl, hair straight wearing black rimmed glasses and possessing a slightly large nose. Neck down she is wearing a green spandex top and bottoms that flow into little brown elf boots, a red with white fluff trim vest and a little brown elf hat with a cute red feather sits atop her head. Peering down Vicki notices that the nerdy girl has a nice set of breasts that fit her curvy figure perfectly. “Hello, I am looking for the manager?” Vicki says sweetly.

The be speckled young woman looks up. Seeing Vicki’s tits first and foremost, the girl can make out Vicki’s hard ¾ inch nipples through her sweater. Figuring the jacket was zippered down so low on purpose to draw attention to her already attention grabbing big bosoms, she looks up a little more and studies Vicki’s face. Slightly round but cute, too much make up and red lippy, her eyes have too much shadow, her cheeks, a tad too much blush. “Hello, I am Sam, the manager.” Sam smiles.

“Oh great!” Vicki’s hands shoot from her pockets and clap.

Watching, Sam smiles as Vicki is instantly cute, not to mention that her big boobs bounced as well when she hopped. “What can I do for you?”

“Are you hiring?” Vicki asks sweetly.

“Oh no, I’m sorry, we are fully staffed for the season, I’m so sorry.” Sam watches as Vicki’s smile turns into a frown. Feeling slightly awkward Sam doesn’t know what to say as Vicki sticks out her slim hip. The movement makes Sam look down.

Seeing the manager’s eyes never lifting from her crotch Vicki grins and unzips the rest of her vest and slowly arch her back. “Are you absolutely sure?” Vicki winks.

“Well, um…” Sam stutters as she looks up again and sees two perfect tits staring her in the face. Vicki puts on a pout to top it off. “I guess we could use an extra hand, I am fully expecting a much larger crowd this year. Sam smiles imagining this girl in an elf outfit.

“Excellent!” Vicki smiles and stands normally again. “When do I start?”

“Today!” Sam says excitedly but before she can say anymore Vicki has already taken a step towards the exit to the little house. Sam is stopped cold when her eyes are filled with Vicki’s J Lo like ass. Holy cow Sam thinks to herself. “Let’s get you introduced to the other girls, okay? I’m Samantha, the manager, but everyone calls me Sam.” Sam blushes and pushes up on the bridge of her glasses. “Follow me please.” Sam eagerly jumps in front and leads Victoria along the tree and present lined path. Sam walks eagerly ahead clutching a clip board to her chest. Looking down Vicki notices the vests are short allowing her to compare her butt was Sam’s. Looking up Vicki notices that every tree is decorated to the hilt, presents everywhere as they walk the gold brick path. Following it, it turns left in a gentle roundabout way coming out to the start of a red velvet separated path that leads to a bigger house, the front panels able to open wide when Santa is around. That is to the right, to left is the tree. Well over 8 feet tall, it towers above the 5’4” Victoria, 5’7” with her heels. Standing by the tree is another girl, easily 5’9”, heavy set with huge boobs, the elf outfit doing little to hide her relatively straight figure and big, but droopy ass. “Hello, Holly, this is our new addition, Victoria.” Sam steps aside and Vicki takes a step forward.

“Hi!” Vicki says sweetly and sticks out her hand.

Turning to see who it is, Holly looks Vicki up and down and smiles “Hi, I’m Holly, nice to meet you.”

“Pleasure is mine.” Vicki says nicely as she checks Holly out. Big and Tall, Holly is not BBW but just plain big. Big arms, thick legs, large, fatty stomach but not drooping ugly, Holly could have a great figure if she dropped some pounds Vicki reasons but what impresses Vicki most is the girls huge tits that her top and vest do little to hide. The girl’s bra is terribly ill fitting giving her large breasts a pancake like appearance which just draws more attention to her big stomach and droopy rear end, Holly smiles.

“Have you seen Penelope?” Sam drops her clip board to her side and smiles.

“Yeah, last time I checked she was in the bathroom.” Holly says and returns to fixing up the tree. Just then the door on the back wall of the domineering display opens as Penelope walks out. Vicki catches a glance of the porcelain toilet, the water audibly filling the bowl, just as the door closes. The door is cleverly disguised to look like the front door to another house. Looking over Vicki cannot believe what she sees and her jaw simply drops. Dressed in only her green spandex top and bottoms, Penelope walks out, running her hands through her long black hair, head tilted back, her long thin nose fits her elegant long face and pouty lips that only make her long mouth even more appetizing. Looking down Victoria shutters as Penelope’s body fills her eyes. Thin, athletic and lean, but with slightly protruding hips that accentuate her walk, her spandex showing the lace trim of her hipster panty. What gets Vicki the most is Penelope’s breasts. Perky and round as they jut out into a skimpy lace bra, what actual use it has, Vicki does not know, but the effect is stunning.

“Penelope!” Sam calls out excitedly. “I want you to meet our newest elf, Vicki!” Sam smiles broadly.

“Ah… Welcome to our little winter family Vicki,” Penelope smiles looking Vicki up and down. She smiles appreciatively. Finally, the little squirt hires someone like me. Penelope grins and crosses her arms under her 32 C cups, having not even looked below Vicki’s curve less hips. “I think you and I will get along just fine.” Penelope smiles thinking she has the upper hand.

“Me too,” Vicki smiles and shakes hands with Penelope. Penelope and I will have a ton of fun flirting with guys at the mall. Vicki smirks. “So now what?” Vicki turns to Same who blushes.

“Let’s get you a uniform and you can come back tomorrow.” Sam says.

“Great!” Vicki smiles and follows Sam to the back. Handed her uniform Vicki smiles and leaves the same way she came.

Back at her grandma’s house, where her mother brother and her-self are staying for Christmas, Vicki fills that evening’s dinner with her fantastic news.

December 19th 2002 9:00 am

Dressed in her new uniform, Victoria marches up to Santa’s Village grinning. Already she has gotten a ton of stares and slack jaws, even getting a couple of whistles. The little brown hat sits atop her pulled back, pony tail blondish brown hair. Her face overdone like usual, but what strikes everyone smitten is what lies below the neck. The green spandex top clings to Vicki’s jutting fun bags and long nipples. The tight top even exposes Vicki’s lace trimmed 36 D cup bra, shoulder and torso straps as well. Below Victoria’s tits the spandex hugs Vicki’s flat tummy, the little vest not big enough to even attempt to cover Vicki’s boobs. The green spandex pants cling to Vicki’s toned looking legs, but what really impresses most is how the spandex pants hug her jutting cunt and big ass cheeks, even going so far as to also expose Vicki’s lace trimmed panty too. Finishing the sexy ensemble are Vicki ankle elf boots, modified to be 3” heels instead of flat footed like everyone else’s. One good detail to add is that the legs of the spandex pants are stirrups, so the legs do not roll up as the girls work and move around.

“Vicki!!” Samantha storms up, clipboard in hand, her vest adorned with the golden badge embossed with the word ‘Manager’ which is perched right above the left swell of her modest breast. “You were supposed to be here at 8:30 to open Santa’s Village with us!” Sam furiously pushes her glasses up her nose.

“Oh my, I’m so sorry Sammy!” Vicki feigns concern and rushes to Samantha. “If only you told me yesterday!”

Sam watches as Vicki runs to her, taking in the bouncing breast and bulging crotch sends a shiver up her spine. As the sexy pot comes closer, Sam notices that the front of Vicki’s spandex is poufy too. Before Sam can even say a word, Vicki’s arms wrap around her neck, pulling her face into Vicki’s big breasts. Samantha’s face sinks as Vicki’s boobs spread away burying her face deep into Vicki’s chest.

“It’s quite alright,” Sam mutters. Smiling Vicki releases Sam and smiles when she sees that Sam is smiling with her. “I have never had a hug like that before…” Sam blushes and pushes her glasses up her nose again.

“Seriously?!” Vicki laughs with Sam joining her.

“Just get in there, I will let them know.” Sam smiles and holds her clipboard over her crotch as Vicki walks in the entrance hut. Taking a deep breath and exhaling slowly, Samantha feels wetness in her panty. Blushing once more she follows her new hire inside.

“Look who decided to show up finally?!” Holly says sarcastically as Vicki, followed close behind by Sam emerge from the path.

“Look, I’m sorry,” Vicki laments. ”I..”

“I totally understand,” Penelope chirps in emerging from the bathroom once more, still pulling up her pants. All three girls get a good look at Penelope’s Victoria’s Secrets red lace ‘Cheeky’ panty. Holly and Sam’s jaws fall, so does Penelope’s as she takes in Vicki’s bulging vagina. Feigning stupidity Vicki turns towards the tree then back around, the turn long enough for Penelope to get a good look at Victoria’s Latina styled ass. “Just don’t be late anymore alright?” Penelope pulls up her spandex pants and dawns her vest and hat.

“Yeah no problem.” Vicki glances over at Sam realizing that the wrong girl is in charge here.

“Well, umm Vicki, for your first day you will be with me in the entrance hut okay? That way you can learn the job better.

“Umm, okay?” Vicki looks confused as she follows Samantha down the path. Back in main area Holly and Penelope look at each other and smile. As Sam nears the hut, Vicki can no longer hold it in. “Why am I up here with you? This is a one person job.”

“I know it is Vicki, but you need to learn the ropes.” Sam says smartly.

“Surely you did not hire me to hide in a hut and be your friend did you?” Vicki asks stopping as they get to the hut. A small line already forming behind the low gate door still latched shut.

“No I did not Vicki!” Sam turns, mad but when she sees Vicki standing there sticking her tits out, a leg straight and thrust away from her she caves. “It will only be for a little while, okay?” Sam says sounding like she is pleading.

“Okay fine, you are the manager, right?” Vicki smiles. Sam smiles and turns walking the short distance to unlock the gate. As the families walk in, Vicki just stands there, smiles and waves while Sam does everything else. Checking in each person, stamping their hand and handing out the plastic card that the families can present later to get their pictures.

The rest of the day goes pretty much like that with Vicki doing little to nothing but posing, strutting and flirting. The next day goes more or less the same. As day three comes and goes Penelope is fed up, seeing that over sexed bimbo stand around showing off makes her blood boil. Every time Vicki sees a man, she sticks out her tits and smiles. A woman though? A polite wave of the hand and nothing more. Everywhere Vicki goes, she rolls that huge ass of hers. Penelope also hates the fact that Vicki takes more breaks than anyone else.

As the days go by, even big Holly does not like what she sees. While she is hustling with Penelope wiping down displays, refreshing the trees, Vicki is hanging out by the edge of the village flirting with boys. Every time she brings it up to Sam, Sam promises to deal with it, but nothing changes. In fact Holly and Penelope both have noticed Vicki getting more daring. Her outfit now is one size to small so that it really shows off her big boobs, butt and crotch. Also whenever Vicki bends over, her panty, usually lace or leopard print flashes out for the ever growing throng of teenage boys that wait by her new station aptly dubbed ‘Show Off Square’.

Not is all perfect with the newest, sexiest elf of Santa’s every more popular village. On a rare break together, Penelope and Holly muse about Vicki’s less appealing habits. Habits like picking her nose. It’s not a quick pick, but more like a gold mining operation as Holly and Penelope both have found Vicki hiding behind a tree digging hard. Another habit Vicki has is farting when she thinks no one is paying attention. One time Penelope was coming out of the bathroom when she saw Vicki bend over by the edge of the big house and push out a gassy wet fart followed by a slight hissing sound. Going around back Penelope found that Vicki’s crotch was wet, her face flush red trying to cover her mound. From behind Vicki’s ass stunk. Seeing Vicki turn Penelope bolted away and was hiding once more as she watched Vicki rush to the bathroom. Coming out moments later Penelope watches Vicki go over to her perch, her crotch stained. Upon seeing a cute guy look at her funny, Penelope heard Vicki say she was horny and wet. Penelope could not believe it when the guy bought it and started hitting on her.

Holly and Penelope have tried getting Sam involved but to no avail. As the days have passed, it seems that Vicki is more and more in charge, Sam fast becoming Vicki’s pet whenever the two are close.

“So what do we do now?” Holly asks. “Christmas Eve is only three days away.”

“I know, I know.” Penelope sighs. “Let’s just keep on watching her and hope we can get something on her before she ruins the biggest night of the year for the kids, okay?” Nodding in agreement Holly and Penelope continue to watch Vicki.

December 23rd 2002 1:30pm

The day started no differently than any other. Sam would hand out the list with Vicki getting only one item, dust Santa’s chair, which Vicki took over an hour to do. By now Vicki had an issue with Penelope being on the main floor with and through Sam was able to push her off to the entrance hut. Later that afternoon Holly was up on the ladder behind Santa’s house getting the lights ready, in no way knowing that her and Penelope’s search was about to be over. Down below was Vicki milling around doing nothing. Casting a glance down Holly rolls her eyes as Vicki adjusts her boobs for the hundredth time that morning.

“Hey Vicki!” a boy calls out as he and couple of his friends approach the village. Seeing the sex pot fiddling with her big boobs yet again makes the boys smile.

“Hey guys.” Vicki grins and wiggles a couple of fingers, tilting her head, her chin tucked down, smiling. “Did you guys miss me?”

“Yeah we did sexy,” the leader says grinning. “Love those curves baby, to bad your hair has to be up, I bet you look a whole lot better with it down.”

“You know, you are so right!” Vicki props her hands on her waist and sticks out her chest to the eye popping guys. “Let me take this goofy hat off.” Vicki grins and grabs her hat and tosses it to the side, a hand still on her now thrust out hip. Pulling her pony tail out Vicki shakes her head then runs her hands through her long locks. “How’s that?” Vicki smiles. Up above Holly turns and looks down. Posing yet again… Holly thinks to herself as she watches Vicki.

“Much better baby.” The boy smiles. “If only I could have you for Christmas.” He says, his friends laughing into their hands behind him.

“I bet you would.” Vicki smiles and slowly takes off her too small vest.

“Yeah I would.” The boy stares at Vicki’s titties. “I’d love to see that big bra of yours too”

“Oh really now,” Vicki giggles knowing she is wearing a red satin full cup bra, which is visible somewhat through her tight green spandex top. Looking over each shoulder Vicki smiles as she slowly lifts her top up. The guys stare as Vicki slowly exposes her soft looking mid-section, a small tuft forming below her belly button.

Behind the big tree Penelope is polishing the red green and white glass softball sized ornaments when the sound of Vicki’s voice attracts her attention followed by those of a boy. Curious Penelope sets her rag on the tree, carefully setting the can of foam Windex on the ground, and peers round the tree. What she sees is jaw dropping as Vicki is slowly lifting her top. Penelope smirks when she instantly recognized that Vicki is sucking her tummy in, something she must have been doing the entire time as there is no mistaking Vicki’s fatty tummy and sides.

“Oh damn…” the lead boy says with his friends slack jawed behind him. Grinning Vicki stops right below her big D cup breasts. Taking a deep breath Vicki’s chest rises and as she lets it out slowly and controlled she lifts her top over once big red cup then the other. In front of her the boys gasp as they get a full on view of Vicki’s seemingly big breasts. “Lift the bra baby!” the boy’s mouth erupts excitedly.

“I don’t think so…” Vicki coos as she arches her back once more giving the boys the sight of their young lives. From behind the tree Penelope just stares at Vicki’s big bra, surprising even her as Vicki’s breasts stick out even further. Not even ten feet away, Penelope can see the show very clearly, as Vicki’s ultrathin straps stretch further, her big bra cups, which stop at the end of the curved underwire, pull away from her body, the thin side straps doing little to hide the view, giving Penelope a clear look inside Vicki’s infamous bra. A small grin slowly forms on Penelope’s lips.

High up on the ladder, Holly watches the scene unfold from her perch. Seeing Vicki’s big bra sends a shiver down Holly’s back. Yearning for more her wish is seemingly granted as Vicki arches her back. From high above, Holly can see Vicki’s big cups peel away from her chest when she arches her back. Looking down Holly gets a view that Vicki would never want anyone to have.

“Those are damn near perfect baby.” The boy says regaining his composure. Smiling Vicki lowers her top, covering her D cup breasts once more.

“I bet, but I have one more treat for you boys.” Vicki grins, her thumbs hooking in her pants. ”I hope you guys enjoy this too.” Vicki winks and pushers her spandex pants down past her panty covered ass. Grinning Vicki looks down feigning shyness as the boys take in Vicki’s matching red satin panty, low cut in the front, her thick black pubes sticking out everywhere, the satin panel covering her big mound, stained with her ‘juices’ many times over.

The guys look down in unison, not believing their luck. “Wow…” is all the lead boy can say as Vicki thrusts out a hip. Up on the ladder, Golly cannot tear herself away from Vicki’s panty covered big round butt. From behind the tree, Penelope’s mouth falls open. Smiling Vicki does a slow turn so the boys can see her panty covered backside.

“Is my ass sexy enough?” Vicki asks sarcastically. The boys nod their heads numbly. “Good.” Vicki states finishing her turn. Feeling hot Vicki does something even she doesn’t expect. Taking a quick peak she pushes the front of her panties down exposing her hairy bush, before the boys can utter a word Vicki thrusts a hand down between her legs and starts fingering herself. Biting her bottom lip slowly, Vicki soothes out an orgasm, her pants and panties now down to her thighs.

“Holy shit!” The boys yelp as they watch their goddess masturbate before them, not realizing that that only Vicki’s pinky is inside her, the rest of her fingers hiding between her legs. Letting out a slow emitting moan the boys watch as Vicki cums, her thick, white gooey substance pulsate from her hairy pussy an run down her thighs.

“Holy shit!” Penelope and Holly say into their hands unaware they both said it at exactly the same time.

“Mmmm,” Vicki slowly opens her eyes and pulls up her pants and panties, ignoring the fact her cum has now made a stain running down her spandex covered legs. Smiling, the boys nod dumbly and walk away grinning. Grinning, Vicki is shocked when a voice yells out her name.

“Vicki!” Samantha comes out through the path. “What are you…” Samantha stops. Seeing Vicki standing there, no hat or vest is nothing compared to sight before her, Vicki’s stained pants. “What the hell happened?!”

Shocked Vicki takes a step back unsure what to say or do. “Uhh….” Vicki mutters, Holly and Penelope watch a little less intently, and go back to ‘working’

“Well?” Samantha takes a step closer. Vicki’s back peddling is stopped by the present lined wall. Her hands behind her back, Vicki’s fingers feel something paper like. Tugging on it, Vicki thinks quick and shoves it down her pants.

“I had an accident…” Vicki says blushing.

“An accident?” Samantha looks at Vicki’s crotch not quite understanding.

“Yes, an accident,” Vicki now steps forward and clutches her stomach. “I don’t feel very good. Whatever I had for lunch in the food court did not sit very well.”

“Oh, I see…: Samantha stops, shock filling her face. She pushes her black rimmed glasses up instinctively. “Do you need to go home?”

“Yes obviously.” Vicki mutters and bends over a little more. Pushing out a fart, Sam’s nose curls as she looks away disgusted. Vicki releases a long fart, followed by a long slow squishing sound. Oh shit! Vicki thinks to herself having realized she just pooped in her panty by accident.

“Oh, okay, okay, go home already!” Sam cries holding her nose. Watching Vicki run by, the smell reeks awful, a large looking wad pushing out her spandex.

Running past Samantha, Vicki is wide eyed with shock as the load in her panty mushes around. Running through the curvy path, Vicki reaches and pulls the paper from the seat of her pants just as a family walking in arrives. Stepping to the side, the family watches as Vicki runs past. Her long hair, flowing behind her, her big jugs bouncing under her top and her sexy ass rolling with each stride. Catching their breath, the family pauses again when their noses fill with the smell of shit.

From their perches, Penelope and Holly start laughing as they meet Samantha in the clearing.

“Sam, its time we talk.” Penelope and Holly each place a hand on the poor blonde’s shoulders.

December 24th 2002 8:30am

Getting to work on time is a first for Vicki. Seeing Sam up ahead, waiting for her makes Vicki smile. As she draws near she notices something different.

Standing in her usual place Sam smiles naughtily, for the first time in her life, Samantha is bra less. Her spandex top show off her naked breasts perfectly.

“Glad you are on time!” She smiles as Vicki walks up, her big boobs bouncing subtly. “How are you feeling?”

“Much better thanks in part to a shower, Pepto Bismol and some sleeping pills.” Vicki smiles stopping by her puppet. “You look different today Sammy.”

“Yeah, I decided to be daring…” Sam reaches up and whispers in Vicki’s ear. “I’m not wearing any underwear.” Sam takes a step back and smiles. Turning slowly Vicki stares at Sam’s body, jealousy raging inside her.

“You pull it off well sweetie.” Vicki smiles and arches her back, expecting the usual.

“Thanks Vicki,” Sam smiles keeping eye contact. “I have a new outfit for you to wear today, one that will better help you show off those rockin’ curves, plus you will be helping Santa with the kids today.” Vicki smiles at the compliment. “You will find your uniform in the bathroom.”

Smiling Vicki marches in followed by Sam. As they come out from the path, Holly and Penelope smile as Vicki walks past and into the bathroom. “Think she will wear it?” Holly asks aloud as the bathroom door shuts.

“It’s Vicki, of course she will.” Penelope smiles and nods. Minutes later Vicki emerges from the bathroom. Penelope, Holly and Sam all smile.

“How do I look?” Vicki does a slow turn. Donning a Santa flavored outfit, Vicki smiles as everyone checks her out. Red with white fluff trim, the outfit is perfect, tall white heeled boots, short red lycra shorts and a red tube top, white fluff sewn on the upper hem that shows off Vicki’s flat looking tummy, the tight nylon fabric hugs her big breasts. Finishing the ensemble is a micro Santa coat. Her back to her ‘friends’ Vicki lowers the jacket exposing her bare shoulders, her white lacey bra straps are cleverly tucked away into the lacey torso straps.

“You look perfect Vick.” Holly smiles

“Yeah better than I would for sure.” Penelope poses and thrust out her tits, bra less like Samantha, Vicki cannot help but let a pang of jealousy cross her face when she sees Penelope’s perfect 32 C cups poke into her green spandex top.

“You are the perfect girl for this role Vicki.” Samantha smiles. “Alrighty, let’s get this show started!” The girls all clap and take their places. Samantha, stands behind Santa’s chair, headset to the ready. Penelope takes her place by the hut, a podium now set outside the hut so Penelope can pose and flaunt her rockin’ body. At the end of the trail is Holly, who mans the red velvet rope. “Okay girls, headsets!” Samantha calls out. Holly and Penelope slip their ‘ears’ in having had them in the palms of their hands.

“Oh shit, wait a sec!” Vicki moans and looks for hers. Looking around frantically, Vicki tugs up on her tube top taking short breaths.

“Are you okay Vicki?” Samantha walks up to the Vicki. Nearing her former friend she drops Vicki’s ‘ear’ by Santa’s chair.

“I can’t find my ear set!” Vicki pushes her hair back behind her ear. Looking down, slightly bent over.

“Oh well that is not good!” Samantha feigns a sense of urgency and steps away from the chair, leaving her toes pointing at the ear piece, pretending to look down.

“Oh I found it!” Vicki says excitedly and bends down to grab it. Samantha watches as Vicki bends at the knees, perched atop her 5” heeled boots. Reaching, Vicki’s fingers near the ear piece, her back slowly pulling out of her tight, un-stretchable shorts. Tummy still looking flat Vicki finally wraps her fingers around the ear piece. Standing up Vicki smiles as she lets out a small breath and places it in her ear. Grinning Vicki fixes her tube top once more and gets into position.

“Okay, Vicki is ready, sorry about that. Cueing Santa in 3..2..1..” Samantha counts down with her fingers then shoots her outstretched finger at the big door from the wall. Opening the big man himself comes out, big fat and jolly.

“Ho Ho Ho! Are you ready kids!” Santa calls out. Outside the village the kids scream their excitement. From the side, the older kids, mostly boys line the way staring at Victoria. “Open the gates to Santa’s Village!” Santa calls out and takes his seat.

Budding with anticipation Vicki watches as the kids and families emerge, soon a crowd has filled the red velvet roped corridors full and Holly as to constantly use the red rope. The first half hour goes smoothly as the kids can help themselves onto Santa’s lap. Vicki, for the most part has the easiest job of all. Handing out candy canes as the kids walk past her to the exit.

Looking around Samantha speaks into her wrist. On the other end Penelope then calls for the youngest children… the babies will be admitted next. So far Vicki knows nothing as she stands there posing and showing off for the crowd there to stare at her, the news of her public display having spread like wild fire. Still thrusting and posing Vicki adjusts her breasts once more to the boys delight before turning around, facing the back wall, Vicki lets out her breath. From her spot on the other side of Santa’s chair, Samantha watches as Vicki’s stomach is relaxed and flops out, over hanging her sexy shorts. Getting ready to smile Vicki takes a deep breath and sucks it in tight then turns. Smiling once again, small quick breaths resume. Samantha catches her jaw from falling at the sight.

Placing a hand on her hip Vicki is about to thrust out her big boobs and butt when the cries start rumbling from the line. Holding the red velvet closed Holly waists as the last of the older kids finish their request before letting them in. As each older child takes his turn, Vicki looks at the shortening line like a ticking time bomb. As the last kid leaves, Vicki takes one last breath, careful not to expose her belly to all the cute guys, as Holly releases the crowd. Soon the little kids come rushing in. Vicki’s mind boggles as mothers hand Vicki their babies and Vicki has to place them on Santa’s lap, get them a candy cane then dismount the kids and carry them back to their waiting parents arms. In the rush Vicki has no time to stop. Watching forlornly as the red velvet corridor remains packed, holly not even stopping the crowd. The constant movement doesn’t help as Vicki struggles to keep form. Tummy sucked in makes Vicki’s ribs raise up higher narrowing her chest. Her big chest on the edge of her chest, the tube top still covers her enviable chest. Up and down, twist and turns, Babies and candy Vicki bends twists and walks. Feet in pain at the hard soles of her boots, Vicki’s legs start to bow comically. Reaching for a child and her tucked away lace straps finally slide out from under her tube top and dangle tickling her ribs.

“Sam! I need a break!” Vicki signs to Sam by pointing at her and using her hands and making a break motion. Sam shakes her head no and points at the crowd. Vicki tries not to cry as she turns and tugs up on her tube top once again. Returning to hoisting the kids around and handing out candy takes its toll as Vicki is obviously out of breath but no matter. A Mother looks at Vicki holding her baby outwards. Managing a smile Vicki grabs the kid, the little tikes hand grabs a hold o her tube top and pulls out. “Stop it!” Vicki says breathlessly. The kids watching laugh as Vicki frees herself, her top slapping back into place. As Vicki hands Santa another child she turns away and relaxes. Her gut flopping out, Vicki takes a few good long breaths, not realizing Sam is watching the entire time. Taking one final breath, Vicki grabs each breast and pushes them up her chest back into their proper, perky place, not realizing that her thin, skimpy lacey bra cups have long since stopped covering her near naked breasts, that last child having made the room for Vicki’s already folder over cups to finish their decent. Grabbing the elongated shoulder straps, Vicki just tucks them back into the sides of her tube up and turns around.

Striking a pose Vicki smiles for the boys. Tits out, hands on hips, tummy in, big ass sticking out, Vicki turns slightly to show off her big cunt. Seeing a mother smile at the beautiful teen. She nods understanding why Vicki took that break and hands over her child. Smiling, Vicki, her back arched, reaches out to grab the child. As Vicki takes hold of the child her faces contorts as she feels something sliding down her body. To the onlookers, parents, kids, Sam, Santa and Holly, its shocking. Slowly laughter fills the Village, even with Santa ‘Ho Ho Hoing’ the boys who were busy checking Vicki out point and laugh, the husbands laughing with most of the wives feeling bad for the poor girl, but still a good portion laugh along too.

“Nice bra!” Someone calls out. Vicki’s face falls as she feels her thin, wispy lace bra wrapped around her waist, the big cups finally unfurled running down both thighs. Handing the child to Santa quickly, Vicki turns and reaches for her fallen bra. Face flushed red, Vicki’s fingers are inches from their salvation when her tube top finally gives out. Her fingers grasp her bra just as her big silicon falsies fall from under her skimpy top.

“Nooooooo!” Vicki yelps as the crowd goes silent. The dual thuds of her former breasts hit the floor with a thud. In unison the whole crowd bursts into uncontrollable laughter. Bending down deeper to grab her boobs, Vicki’s second secret is exposed when her tiny ass falls out from her shorts, her shorts still in place in the front covering her cunt.

“No way!” the guys shout making Vicki stand up clutching her boobs, her ass retreating into her shorts once again. “She stuffs her butt! She stuffs her butt!” the guys call out. Looking around, tears falling down her cheeks , Vicki hurdles the low wall and rushes through the guys bawling all the way back to Grandma’s house, Penelope, Holly and Samantha line the low wall overlooking the center of the mall with satisfaction…

Adult content policy on Blogger

As if it wasn’t difficult to keep the interest in our “hobby” going, I was told about this by JimmytheHand last night.

I have some options:
1.) Start requesting to be shared with now so I know how many of you there are.
2.) I move over to WordPress.
3.) I retire 😦

Appreciate all your views on this.
A bit ironic as March would be the first anniversary of this blog. Might also be a good time to stop if nobody visits anymore as nobody can find it…

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Starting March 23, 2015, you won’t be able to publicly share images and video that are sexually explicit or show graphic nudity on Blogger.
Note: We’ll still allow nudity if the content offers a substantial public benefit, for example in artistic, educational, documentary, or scientific contexts.

Changes you’ll see to your existing blogs

If your existing blog doesn’t have any sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video on it, you won’t notice any changes.
If your existing blog does have sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video, your blog will be made private after March 23, 2015. No content will be deleted, but private content can only be seen by the owner or admins of the blog and the people who the owner has shared the blog with.

Settings you can update for existing blogs

If your blog was created before March 23, 2015, and contains content that violates our new policy, you have a few options for changing your blog before the new policy starts:

If you’d rather take your blog down altogether, you can export your blog as a .xml file or archive your blog’s text and images using Google Takeout.

Effect on new blogs

For any blogs created after March 23, 2015, we may remove the blog or take other action if it includes content that is sexually explicit or shows graphic nudity as explained in our content policy.

The Race Queen

This is my first attempt at caption pics, so please be kind. The pictures are owned by others, I only claim credit for the story. I quite like the format of caption pics, it allows you to get into the juicy bits without having to develop characters, background, etc too much. Some pics to get your imagination firing, then the story delivers the punch line.

Racing is serious business,  as evidenced by the passing of female F1 driver Maria de Villotta about a year after a serious crash. This cap is not meant to demean anyone, and if Ms Patrick ever sees this I’d like to tell her I would marry her if she was still looking for a husband.

The whole idea came from a forum post asking if Danica Patrick had her pants cut away due to an accident. Turned out it was somebody else, but I never found out who. But the idea of having ones’ clothes cut away for emergency treatment kept playing in my mind. Not sure if anyone had used this as an excuse to strip the main character before, otherwise this could be a first…

Also, if there are any medical people floating around her please do tell if I described the emergency and medical procedures correctly.

Danica Patrick

I love this woman, she was my inspiration for the “Race Queen” story, which comes out tomorrow. Consider this post to be like the prologue.

Wearing a muscle suit for the latest GoDaddy commercial:

 Muscle suit and padded!

Sports Illustrated:

The way we really like her: